Leaving aside the lies in your email, You are broadly right: you didn't get a professional nanny agency service from me. This is because I am not, in fact, a fucking nanny agency. Not everyone in the world is actually your servant, though it may be a surprise to you to learn this.
Yours,
Katherine.
No? Well, maybe you should just do it in your head...
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Leaving aside the lies in your email, You are broadly right: you didn't get a professional nanny agency service from me. This is because I am not, in fact, a fucking nanny agency. Not everyone in the world is actually your servant, though it may be a surprise to you to learn this.
Yours,
Katherine.
No? Well, maybe you should just do it in your head...