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HARRY BIRTHDAY (just)
Birthday fic!
Title: Cockkage
Author: Gatty
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: NaruSasuNaru
Summary: In which Naruto is exceedingly fond of The Hat.
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myrafur. Beta'd by squeakyorm.
“No.” Sasuke folded his arms, and sat back on the bed.
“What?” Naruto asked innocently.
Sasuke did not reply, but pointedly drew his legs away from the other man.
“Oh, come on. Don’t be a spoilsport.”
“I’m not – “Sasuke cut off and looked pointedly at Naruto’s groin. “That is the most – crass thing you’ve ever done.”
Naruto poked the miniature Hokage hat that adorned the head of his erect penis. “What’s wrong with it?”
Sasuke attempted to answer but seemed to choke on his words. “Just – “
“You said the hat was hot!”
“I said that to shut you up. And this is different – “
Naruto pouted in mock insult.
“We’re hurt now. We don’t want to talk to you.”
Naruto twisted round the hat until the fringe that hug down around the brim at the back was now facing Sasuke.
He rolled his eyes. “We?”
“Me and the little Hokage,” grinned Naruto.
“Oh for god’s – “
“You owe me.”
“What?” Sasuke looked at him sharply.
Naruto’s grin spread and he pushed himself up to sitting.
“Since when?” He shifted uncomfortably, trying to keep his eyes steady against Naruto’s worrying smile.
“You remember. That time. With the clones. And you wanted me to – “
Sasuke scowled. “But you said – “
Naruto twisted the hat around. “Hmm?”
Sasuke deflated. “I can’t give you a very good blow job with that thing,” Sasuke said half-heartedly.
“Oh, I’m sure you’ll do your best.”
Sasuke gave the hat a last dubious glance, before crawling over to Naruto on the bed and pressing their lips together in a violent kiss. He bit down on Naruto’s bottom lip, pressing his canine teeth sharply until he could feel the other man tense under him. He pulled back, sucking on the wounded lip, letting it slip slowly from between his teeth. Naruto’s eyes were bright, his cheeks flushed.
“I’m not letting you blackmail me again.”
“Okay,” Naruto breathed, moving his hands to knot into Sasuke’s hair.
“And we’re never using this - “ he brushed his fingers over the hat, letting them slip down to circle loosely about Naruto’s cock.
Naruto opened his eyes. “But - !”
Sasuke moved his hand away.
“Oh fine. Just – “ Naruto guided Sasuke’s hand back, wrapping their hands together around his cock.
Sasuke tightened his grip, and began to experimentally stroke it as much as he could without dislodging the hat. He slipped down Naruto’s body, shuffling backwards on the bed. Keeping the movement of his hand steady, he caught one nipple with his teeth, sucking and nipping at it gently.
Naruto made an impatient noise, pushing Sasuke’s head further down. He positioned himself between Naruto’s legs, lowering his mouth teasingly close to Naruto’s erection, before passing lower to lap at his balls. He paused, unsure quite what to do with that damn hat in the way. Tentatively, he licked a wet strip along the underside of Naruto’s cock, swapping the position of his hand and mouth. Using his other hand to hold the hat vaguely in place, Sasuke swept his tongue over the tip, pressing against the slit.
“Oh… god, Sasuke.” Naruto’s fingers tightened in his hair, nails digging into his scalp.
Sasuke couldn’t quite believe that Naruto was actually turned on by the miniature hat, but evidently he was. Sasuke noted this all down as future blackmail material. He went back to working his tongue along Naruto’s shaft, sucking and humming against his skin as much as he could.
It only took a couple of passes of Sasuke’s tongue over the head of Naruto’s cock, before Naruto came, jerking violently, and somehow curling a leg round Sasuke’s body, the heal of his foot leaving an oddly shaped bruise.
Sasuke sat up, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand.
“You’ve ruined the hat, now,” he said, somewhat smugly.
“What?” Naruto looked at him, dazed. He looked down. “Oh.”
Sasuke carefully picked the come covered hat off the bed and deposited it in the bin. “Thank god,” Sasuke muttered under his breath.
“Don’t worry. I can get another one.”
Title: Cockkage
Author: Gatty
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: NaruSasuNaru
Summary: In which Naruto is exceedingly fond of The Hat.
Credit for the
myrafur. Beta'd by squeakyorm.“No.” Sasuke folded his arms, and sat back on the bed.
“What?” Naruto asked innocently.
Sasuke did not reply, but pointedly drew his legs away from the other man.
“Oh, come on. Don’t be a spoilsport.”
“I’m not – “Sasuke cut off and looked pointedly at Naruto’s groin. “That is the most – crass thing you’ve ever done.”
Naruto poked the miniature Hokage hat that adorned the head of his erect penis. “What’s wrong with it?”
Sasuke attempted to answer but seemed to choke on his words. “Just – “
“You said the hat was hot!”
“I said that to shut you up. And this is different – “
Naruto pouted in mock insult.
“We’re hurt now. We don’t want to talk to you.”
Naruto twisted round the hat until the fringe that hug down around the brim at the back was now facing Sasuke.
He rolled his eyes. “We?”
“Me and the little Hokage,” grinned Naruto.
“Oh for god’s – “
“You owe me.”
“What?” Sasuke looked at him sharply.
Naruto’s grin spread and he pushed himself up to sitting.
“Since when?” He shifted uncomfortably, trying to keep his eyes steady against Naruto’s worrying smile.
“You remember. That time. With the clones. And you wanted me to – “
Sasuke scowled. “But you said – “
Naruto twisted the hat around. “Hmm?”
Sasuke deflated. “I can’t give you a very good blow job with that thing,” Sasuke said half-heartedly.
“Oh, I’m sure you’ll do your best.”
Sasuke gave the hat a last dubious glance, before crawling over to Naruto on the bed and pressing their lips together in a violent kiss. He bit down on Naruto’s bottom lip, pressing his canine teeth sharply until he could feel the other man tense under him. He pulled back, sucking on the wounded lip, letting it slip slowly from between his teeth. Naruto’s eyes were bright, his cheeks flushed.
“I’m not letting you blackmail me again.”
“Okay,” Naruto breathed, moving his hands to knot into Sasuke’s hair.
“And we’re never using this - “ he brushed his fingers over the hat, letting them slip down to circle loosely about Naruto’s cock.
Naruto opened his eyes. “But - !”
Sasuke moved his hand away.
“Oh fine. Just – “ Naruto guided Sasuke’s hand back, wrapping their hands together around his cock.
Sasuke tightened his grip, and began to experimentally stroke it as much as he could without dislodging the hat. He slipped down Naruto’s body, shuffling backwards on the bed. Keeping the movement of his hand steady, he caught one nipple with his teeth, sucking and nipping at it gently.
Naruto made an impatient noise, pushing Sasuke’s head further down. He positioned himself between Naruto’s legs, lowering his mouth teasingly close to Naruto’s erection, before passing lower to lap at his balls. He paused, unsure quite what to do with that damn hat in the way. Tentatively, he licked a wet strip along the underside of Naruto’s cock, swapping the position of his hand and mouth. Using his other hand to hold the hat vaguely in place, Sasuke swept his tongue over the tip, pressing against the slit.
“Oh… god, Sasuke.” Naruto’s fingers tightened in his hair, nails digging into his scalp.
Sasuke couldn’t quite believe that Naruto was actually turned on by the miniature hat, but evidently he was. Sasuke noted this all down as future blackmail material. He went back to working his tongue along Naruto’s shaft, sucking and humming against his skin as much as he could.
It only took a couple of passes of Sasuke’s tongue over the head of Naruto’s cock, before Naruto came, jerking violently, and somehow curling a leg round Sasuke’s body, the heal of his foot leaving an oddly shaped bruise.
Sasuke sat up, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand.
“You’ve ruined the hat, now,” he said, somewhat smugly.
“What?” Naruto looked at him, dazed. He looked down. “Oh.”
Sasuke carefully picked the come covered hat off the bed and deposited it in the bin. “Thank god,” Sasuke muttered under his breath.
“Don’t worry. I can get another one.”